The Bqmnzmp Gazette Gossip Column

I finally use those crazy words. Your submissions are italicized.

Madame Czsffj, the infamous Romanian Cabaret dancer,
was seen recently in the company of
The Ufemlula of Zanzibar. He is widely known
To be in league with Commandant Phyabrsr, who,
sources say, was responsible for the attack
on the Vyjnzicy compound.

The Pibjglt tribe defended the compound admirably,
but the Commandant’s forces were too strong.
Chieftain Xmyjh was taken prisoner and later
ransomed to his brother, the Witch-doctor Rkxubt.

The dancer and the Zanzibari noble
were last seen in a temple in Vqihxbrt,
where it is rumored nuptials are being planned.

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3 Comments

  1. Mimi says:

    I LOVE this! Great job, Raphael.

    (today I have vzjjbimq)

  2. Philippa says:

    Bwwahahahahhahahaaa! Excellent! You’re so creative!!!

  3. Ian says:

    Wow! Very creative.

    And well worth the wait.

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